*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
THIS IS THE BEST lol
Face Swap Of The Week: Up.
Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.
"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”
This is golden
I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
I’m dancing on my own, I make the moves up as I go
Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning
The gays are angry
How to Train Your Dragon + Popular Tumblr Post
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word