How did these two even win the hunger games?
they didn’t. they portrayed in a film version the characters who did.
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”
That’s a sea lion.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
what … what have you done … . .WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age
sometimes i really wonder why tumblr users are allowed outside
hey guys i found another one
okay no this is my fucking favourite though
#the oncoming storm
Yeah, he’s probably going to be perfect
Oh, so those snake things sold around the 4th of July are calcium tablets.
Nerd jokes. Nerd jokes.