piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy


timothydelaghetto:

societydefinedbeauty:

when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac. 

THIS IS THE BEST lol


1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.


haezelsgus:

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”


majesticaljeff:

This is golden



I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.


I’m dancing on my own, I make the moves up as I go



alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry


midstorm:

How to Train Your Dragon + Popular Tumblr Post


eryri:

Nerdgasm


insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word



of1989:

who’s cheer captain now bitch

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